Lucky Horse Press

I Ain't Lion Birthday

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$3.6 $6 In stock

Category: Cards

Celebrate a special birthday with the witty “I Ain’t Lion Birthday” card from Lucky Horse Press. This letterpress‑printed folded card features a sturdy 100 lb recycled cover and measures 4.25 × 5.5 in., offering a clean, blank interior for your personal message.

  • Letterpress printing by Lucky Horse Press for a crisp, tactile feel.
  • 100 lb recycled paper cover provides durability and eco‑friendly appeal.
  • Compact size of 4.25" × 5.5" when folded.
  • Blank inside allows you to write a custom birthday greeting.
  • Includes a matching envelope for easy mailing.
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

John ★★★★★

The letterpress texture on this card is so crisp and satisfying, it really makes the lion pun pop. I sent it to my dad for his 60th and he immediately propped it on his desk.

Lucy H. ★★★★★

The recycled cover stock has a nice heft to it, and the pun landed perfectly with my animal-loving friend. The card feels substantial in hand, not flimsy like so many others.

Owen ★★★★★

The letterpress printing on this card is genuinely beautiful, you can feel the indentation of the lion pun in the paper. It's thick 100 lb recycled stock too, so it doesn't flop over when you stand it up. My dad actually laughed out loud at the joke, which never happens.